EPIC NEWSFLASH.

November 16, 2009

I thought I should let you know about the biggest change that could ever take place in my entire life...
has finally happened.
And for those of you who may not know why this is epic,
i still want to share:

I don't like turkey and cheese sandwiches anymore.
let me repeat.
i do not like turkey and cheese sandwiches any.more.
I do not know how this happened.
I just found this all out yesterday and it was probably one of the top five most devastating moments in the past
20 years I've been alive.
I don't know what I am going to eat for the rest of my life, I probably will wither away and die. If any of you have food that you just can't live without and think I might like it, please let me know. If it includes any mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup or weird sauce - you don't have to let me know - but it has come to the day that i have finally grown sick of sandwiches after 8 years.
i didn't think it would happen, but it did.
i think it's another sign i'm growing up.

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and that's all i have for now.

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ps. go read this and this.
people can make ordinary words fit so beautifully together...
that's why although i question my choice of an english major some days -
i stick with it in hopes i can be that great with words like these beautiful girls, too.

10 comments:

Lizzy said...

OH NO!! Kelsie.. what are you going to do. You cannot just stop liking your one source of sustenance and nutrition. Giiirll.. you're just going to have to make fudgy fudgy brownies every day.

Jalene said...

haha this is cute. i love it. i can't eat sandwiches anymore either. everytime i buy lunch meat at the store it sits in my fridge forever and goes bad.

Kimberly said...

haha That is so funny!

Janice said...

hahaha awww!
xxxx

Jalene said...

Kelsie!!! I've been meaning to ask you about The Rocket Summer EP album too... just asking if you have downloaded it! I love it! "Lights" is amazing. I'm going to blog about it one of these days. I just love TRS so much. I wish he was coming to Utah, but sadly he is not. :(

Mandy said...

Nope, no way.
Don't believe it.

:)

Brittany said...

How have we not made this connection before?! You {used to} love turkey and cheese sandwiches? Sandwiches are MY favorite. food. ever. But I know what you mean. I just have started buying mine. Because the meat gets gross and the cheese gets moldy and the bread gets dry before I can love my sandwiches.

Please still love them though!

p.s. The Rocket Summer is so fantastic. He is another of my favs. I'm so jealous you're going to CA to see him!

Loz said...

Aw, you make me laugh.
This is so cute.
I'm sure you are just as good.

La Cougarette said...

And here I was thinking you had somehow developed a taste for SAUCE... bahaha :) I love you Kels.

trinebean said...

Kelsie! This is EPIC news! I can hardly believe it. What are you going to do?? We'll go on a mission to find something else for you to eat!

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