Dear Book Delivery Boy (the same one who I met a year ago!),
Thank you for the books. Break up with your girlfriend.
How am I going to survive you this semester?
Dear Stress Levels,
Thank you so much for letting me guest post on your darling blog! I think you are lovely.
Dear New Zealand,
You spoiled me.
Thanks for being invented. My Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen days aren't quite over yet thanks to you.
And most importantly:
Dear everybody reading this,
Please watch this short film. It's about 20 minutes long, but so very worth it.
That is all.